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☁️ at Buffalo’s Southwest Cafe – View on Path.

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A kid was looking at his mom’s ID card.
It was written SEX-F.
He then starts to laugh.
The mom asks why he was laughing :
He said i cant believe u r so bad in sex u got
an F…
Father Died Laughing

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A Saudi person is being interviewed at the US Embassy

- Consul : Do you speak English?
- Saudi : Yes!
- Consul : Name?
- Saudi : AbdulAziz.
- Consul : Sex?
- Saudi : Three to five times a day.
- Consul : No, no…I mean male or female?
- Saudi : Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Consul : Holy cow!!!
- Saudi : Yes, cow, also sheep and other animals in general.
- Consul : But isn’t that hostile???
- Saudi : Horse style, doggy style, any style, gangam style.. Its ok!!
- Consul : Oh dear!
- Saudi : No, no! Deer run too fast…

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